"This guy’s ready to hang out at any event—literally. Decked out in a snazzy suit and polished dress shoes, with a rose pinned to his tux, he’s sure to leave your guests hanging onto every word he tries to get out before leaving this cruel world behind for good. They say the bride never said yes—so he tied the knot anyway. Now he’s head over heels—just not in the way he hoped. But hey, at least he’s dressed for the occasion!"